brodavetier:

dirk—-strider:

jake no

jake yes

elendraug:

faun-songs:

no ex-bf of mine walks around with his peen out

dirk’s got your back dude it’s cool

ask-the-prince-of-irony:

asklordofskulls:

ask-the-prince-of-irony:

coley-wog:

Jake, you ackin’ so cray. Thank you 500 followers!!  

Everywhere I look, fuckin’ tricksters, man!

((I suppose this is relevant here too.))

JAKE: WE HAVE NO HURRY, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK.

Jake:”SO MANY BABIES! ALL OF THE BABIES DIRK! ALL OF THEM!!”

freinne:

If Dirk pulls a Janey and fucks things up in a similar fashion, everything will be awkward forever. Except for Jake who’s glad that they’re all such great friends lmao

still SO NO HAPPY

but also bored

now im bored OF this alleviation from boredom

im so fucked

i need a job

i need a life

summarization; i want to see some dirkjohn and jakejohn art right now im srs you gaiz