rozalynpaige:

fishstewpizzaheiress:

Here’s a question that no one ever has a good answer for: why are cashiers forced to stand? Who decided people need to stand for 4 hours straight between breaks when they don’t MOVE?

Would it really hurt if they had, at least, a stool?

lipatti:

am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…

when you still feel sick in the morning

bakrua:

if your first reaction to gay marriage being legal in england is to talk about johnlock im going to push you into the fucking ocean 

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life