Posts tagged #is this what msparp is now

MSPARP Poetry

Dave Strider
why
do daves
always
give such boring,
tiny,
responses
John Egbert
there is no in between
only assholes
and shotas
dwell in this character tag
Rose Lalonde
please see dirk strider
Jade Harley
she is not dumb
she is not boring
she is not a 2 dimensional character
please stop
Dirk Strider
when you use no punctuation
or syntax
i cry
its even worse when people turn you into
this stereotypical homosexual
who just wants to be fucked by you
i just want regular, sassy dirk
Jane Crocker
?????
?????????
cakes
jake
…
that is all
Roxy Lalonde
shes not stupid either
shes a highly intelligent hacker chick
thats a strong character
and is super awesome
stop oversexualizing her
and using her drunkenness as an excuse for dubcon sex
Jake English
jake
“dirk?????
has anyone seen dirk???
dirk i wanna suck your dick
im sorry im totes in love with you
pip pip cheerio
i have a ridiculously english accent despite the fact that i live in the middle of the pacific ocean”
english
Beta Bro
why does no one understand
that bro strider
speaks without color
and with no capital letters
only punctuation
Everyone does an ok job on the other guardians
but they should be played more often
Do not assume
you know what my character looks like
or godmod
or refuse to understand that no means no
also do not get angry
when the situation doesnt fit the exact thing you want to fap to
its a dick move
Everyone
please stop making [insert character here]
into a ridiculously attractive sex symbol
stop trying to hop on my dick
im not into you like that
this is way too gay for me
shotas
Everyone again
research the quirk of the character youre playing
before you play them
this is very important
id rather rp with someone who’s subpar but knows the quirk
than someone who doesnt
thank you
Time Constraints
especially do not
reply to something
and give me 6 seconds to reply
before ditching me
or say you have to go to bed
because you dont like my reply
sometimes i run into you later
and i know its you
Lastly
do not click the box
if you do not want to rp with the character
i search for an hour to find you
and you ditch me
5 times
and i want to scream

This has been a PSA

May 8.2014 | 63notes -
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