Why the Signs Are Problematic

cup-of-tea-astrology:

Aries: your mom still does your laundry
Taurus: you’re an awful gardener and kill every plant you touch
Gemini: you read books for fun
Cancer: all of you literally look like you’re 12
Leo: puns
Virgo: you can’t watch scary movies
Libra: you have the absolute worst sense of direction
Scorpio: most likely to hate memes
Sagittarius: you double dip everything and i hate it
Capricorn: pokemon
Aquarius: tbh the dad jokes need to stop
Pisces: still emo

Aug 13.2015 | 61371notes -
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im sorry :'(