tbh i bet that this is janes biggest prank off all
she pulls pranks on people but they all blame john and hes like ???
no i didn’t! i mean, yes- i did the shaving cream thing- but not the other stuff!
but no one believes him
and its really her

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ha. Haha. Ha.
ffrrreAKS THE FUCK OUT AT THIS,
nARUTO AND JOHN ToGEThER BEING KICKASS I LOVE THIS,
i finished kill la kill and now i cant stop picture john as ryuuko facing down the condesce to avenge his fathers death

Your name is
DAVETH—
DAVIDI—
DAAVID—
DAFYDD—what
DAVVAD??oh fuck it
Your name is DAVVAD STRIDA and your CREATOR can’t think of a proper name for you, so you’re pretty fucked, you guess.

Your name is
DAVETH—
DAVIDI—
DAAVID—
DAFYDD—what
DAVVAD??oh fuck it
Your name is DAVVAD STRIDA and your CREATOR can’t think of a proper name for you, so you’re pretty fucked, you guess.

Your name is DAVETH–
DAVIDI–
DAAVID–
DAFYDD–what
DAVVAD??
oh fuck it
Your name is DAVVED STRIDA and your CREATOR can’t think of a proper name for you, so you’re pretty fucked, you guess.

Your name is JOHONN EGBERT, and you are a TROLL.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole SEVEN SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
What will you do?

Your name is JOHONN EGBERT, and you are a TROLL.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole SEVEN SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
What will you do?

Your name is JOHONN EKBERT, and you are a TROLL.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole EIGHT SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
What will you do?
ARMSOCK COMMISSIONS
I’m in a bit of a financial rut since I need $3,582.72 to get some dental surgery done. I have to get two root canals done on one molar and one bicuspid as well as three crowns done. I don’t have any form of dental or medical insurance to have them take care of it for me, but the dental office I visited offers a 40% off discount for those in my current situation. But that total I listed above is after that discount.
So this is where I cut to the chase. I’m going to be advertising my armsock commissions even more than before to try and get the money myself. I have added a button to the side of my blog to accept donations, but I know that everyone is a little strapped for cash. Plus, I really hate just asking people for money… especially so much..
Armsock Prices
- $45 For a basic pair to be shipped in the U.S. (+$10 outside of the U.S)
- $55 For a pair with nails to be shipped in the U.S. (+$10 outside of the U.S)
If you’re interested in commissioning these, I need the following information from you.
- Tights Color
- Due Date
- Shipping Address
If you need them before a month then there might be an additional charge to have them ship faster.
If you’re unable to commission or donate, please signal boost this as much as you can?? Thank you all in advance
Also, since my donation button does not want to work here is my paypal address if you’d like to make any sort of donation. Really, every dollar helps guys.
jensenpriscilla@yahoo.com
please, guys, if you have any money to give, or want an easy way to cosplay trolls or any other skin tone without dealing with too much paint, commission or donate!
my friend’s situation isn’t the best and she’s completely supporting herself, but she’ll need a hand!