
is actually the child of jake english
Best friends with Meenah Peixes. Woah wait a second…
Handcuffed to Damara… FUCK!
((handcuffed to Aradia. Cool!))
((Have an epic showdown with Meenah.
How about no))
Showered naked with Nepeta
oh
Having an epic showdown with Dave Strider
Fucking Incredibleactual child of dave
Isolated on an island with Gamze Makara.
…
…
I don’t know whether to be scared.
Or happy that i’m trapped with my favorite character.
Probably scared.
Kidnapped by Cronus Ampora.
Well fuck my life.

Jake, you ackin’ so cray. Thank you 500 followers!!
Everywhere I look, fuckin’ tricksters, man!
((I suppose this is relevant here too.))
JAKE: WE HAVE NO HURRY, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK.
Jake:”SO MANY BABIES! ALL OF THE BABIES DIRK! ALL OF THEM!!”
oh god the update is the stuff of nightmares
i’m worried about dirk
that is my emotion right now
worried about dirk is my emotion
me too, yaoibutts
me too.
im sorry i cant say that seriously with your URL
oh no jake jane what are you doing
fuck this is going to hurt
dirk is my favourite alpha
wait a second roxys in derse isnt she
she better smack the silly outta them or else
oh god i just played Play By Heart, a dirkjake game thats really really good and i didnt expect it to be and now ive played all three endings and i have been struck by feelings and they really hurt
the game is so good i am so impressed
in jane and jakes trickster modes their hair is slightly different
jakes had the curl
jane’s hair was more detailed
and I’m really hoping dirks hair will look like this
am i the only person having the most fun of times with these latest updates i mean seriously
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake
why are you glowing
what is going to happen
if you turn trickster mode you had better fly off to dirk’s planet and MAYBE FUCKING RESOLVE YOUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES AS WELL
I CALLED IT
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I CALLED IT SO SO SO HARD AND I WAS RIGHT
now for him to…visit dirk??? please
okay;
1- hussie is going crazy with updates today
2- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohyeeess!
so i leave a post saying i want dirkjane kisses
and i come back from work to find dirkjane EVERYWHERE
EVEN KISSES
i am the tumblr god!