Okay, wait, guys
Meenah throwing the trident was funny
but
when she forks John he always wakes up
she was trying to save his life
she was his mother in another life you know
an evil empress invader alien of a mother
but a mother none the less
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
STOP DOING THIS TO MEEEE

“DONT TALK TO HOMESTUCK,” THEY SAID
“HOMESTUCK’S THE CRAZY ONE,” THEY SAID
HOMESTUCK CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SUPERNATURAL GOING SHITHIVE MAGGOTS RIGHT NOW
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY WANDS IT’S TAKEN TO SURVIVE TODAY?
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGHHHHH

i think the entire fandom is obsessed with john’s stomach with the way they constantly have it exposed
i like it
You CAN’T kill Jake. You have sworn to protect everyone.
==> Dirk: cut off his arm.
AUUUUGHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu-

Been a while.
bro! hey! it’s been ages, dude, you totally fell off the planet.
Oh. Hey. John.
You look.
Illegal.
As per fuckin’ usual.
not illegal if the legals don’t know about it shhh.
and come on i’m only two weeks away from my birthday!
I dunno if that sounds like solid reasoning because it is or because I make wicked bad judgement calls in the face of temptation.
Which happens to be your face, in case I wasn’t be blunt enough about that yet.
Thank your pops for that, seriously.
Except don’t, I’m pretty okay with not dying yet.
welp, your loss, man.
dad’s out on a business trip for the next week. if you’re gonna be a little sissy about it all i can’t do anything.
No, John, you don’t understand, I’ve got this heart condition where I’m allergic to dyin-
What.
This changes everything.
I’ll be right over.
bro you might
want to bring things over because my house isn’t exactly smuppet valhalla.
Happy Easter I have irrelevant shitty Trickster porn yeah !!!!!

ALRIGHT EVERYONE
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND TAKE A MINUTE TO LOOK AROUND AT THE FANDOM.
BECAUSE THIS FANDOM IS A FUCKING FAMILY.
You see this chat? See, I went on looking for some sadstuck as John. I debated how to go about doing so and thought I’d experiment with different scenerios.
But this person STOPPED WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO ASK IF I was okay.
Not in character, not directed at John, just flat out asked me if there was something wrong.
Note: We have never met before.
Note: They were a complete stranger.
Note: They opened their arms to me despite that.This is just PROOF that this fandom is a FAMILY.
ALSO YOU WERE A REALLY BIG SWEETHEART WHOEVER YOU WERE SO IF YOU EVER SEE THIS I AM HERE FOR YOU TOO DARLING OKAY?
ACTUALLY FUCK THAT
ANYONE WHO SEES THIS, I AM HERE FOR ALL OF YOUFandom means family and family means nobody gets left behind.

aaaaaah watching movies with shit tons of guns all day and was kinda inspired to make this???
idk i thought it was cool
hOT