
this was going to be my submission to the how to train your dragon tshirt design comp welovefine was holding a while back but i found out too late that it was for americans only so i was like FUCK
but just recently i remembered that i have a redbubble and that IF THEY CANT SELL MY SHIRT, I CAN SELL MY SHIRT MESELF so i fixed it up
my contribution to the fandom/s. woooo for crossovers.
oh wow… this is pretty good. shit.
shit.
ok yeah this is good.
fuck.
Hijack: The Movie.
Jack: Did you see how heroic I am?
Hiccup: Please, you cried when your stick got broken. I had to defend you.
Jack: Well some job you did, Jug head.
Hiccup: You want to start something, twinkle toes? Let me just get Toothless and-
Jack: not so tough without ‘Scales’, are we? Take away the Dragon and what are you?
Hiccup: A genius, black smithing, peg legged heir to a whole village.
Jack:….Touché.
Omfg
I want to see this movie.
((The other day I asked my sister what was her thought about “Hujack” she said “I think it’s okay, but I can’t see Jack gay…. I mean, it’s okay for me, but I just don’t think about Jack like that, but I still think it’s okay.” now she just saw this video with me and she was like “Okay, now I CAN picture Jack being gay. This have to be canon.” and I was like “I TOLD YOU” hsagfhsdjghdsjfas))
((YES YES YES A MILLION FREAKING TIMES YES!!!!!))
“Yeah… Jack stop laughing, that actually hurt.”
If CGI characters went to Hogwarts.
Dear Lord, the notes
Merida will be the typical Gryffindor, getting into troubles and hates Jack at first until she realizes that not all Slytherins are bad and not all Gryffindors are good. (Maybe she sees him being bullied by one of the Gryffindors idk) She likes hanging out with Rapunzel because she always help her with homeworks and preparing for adventures in Forbidden Forest.
Rapunzel is a pureblood Ravenclaw who once got kidnapped resulting in her parents reluctance in sending her to Hogwarts. But her thirst for knowledge and desire for friends convince them to let her go. She’s considered weird by the other Ravenclaws for being excited over the smallest things. Close to Merida and one time they argue about Jack being evil or not.
Hiccup’s father is a muggle but knows a thing or two about Wizarding World since his wife was a witch. The Hat immediately sorts him into the Hufflepuff and he feels his dad is going to be disappointed for not being in the “Hero House”. He becomes best friend with Jack fast, although he was a bit afraid of him at first.
Jack is an orphan muggleborn who got adopted by an old powerful wizard named Nicholas North Frost. He lived on the streets at first, making his wits and cunning much sharper than your average kids. When he heard one of his Housemates called his dad a “Traitorous Pig” for not supporting pureblood supremacy, he snaps and accidentally reveals himself as a muggleborn.
And then they became the first inter-house group study ever.
Woah, I fucking love this. If I were a good writer I would totally make it into a fanfiction
Bringing this back, alright?