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 Posts tagged #harry potter

ok but just hear me out jared

you go live away from home, and in primary school you make some friends

you spend all your time together, you even make a little secret club

its fucking ride or die, you guys commit crimes together

but then your friends start calling you wormtail

they all get awesome ass names but they call you wormtail

to your face

for years

im just saying man, im just sayin

id kind of want them assassinated too




Nov 16.2016 | 2notes -
posted by:mineapple

yknow when i read/watched the goblet of fire and it came to the first task i thought that, because moody had engorgio’d the spider and foreshadowing and all that, that harry was going to take his hungarian horntail miniature and enlarge it to take on the real dragon in a fucking sweet ass dragon fight and you have no idea how disappointed i was that i was denied that




Feb 14.2015 | 1notes -
posted by:mineapple

reading old harry potter fanfics i favourited from who knows when

a trend that isnt only prevalent in the fanfics but also the original series (but not to such a big extent) that now pisses me off is how everyone is always comparing harry to his parents

like i get being all

wow u look like ur parents

but maybe i believe more in nurture than nature because all this ‘you act just like your mother/you do this just like your father, youre x just like your y’ irks me because its like

how could he have possibly picked up those habits?? genetic memory??

he grew up socially isolated in an abusive household that probably was a direct opposite to how he would have been treated had he had his parents

i dont think hes going to ruffle his hair just like his father or laugh just like his mother okay




Mar 30.2014 | 2notes -
posted by:mineapple

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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yes its on tumblr yessss




Mar 3.2013 | 382494notes -
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zelroid:

lightmytitsonfire:

peppermonster:

perfection. headcanon accepted.

OH MY GOD

MY KOKORO.

I thought the same. I was kind of disappointed when it didn’t pan out that way.




Feb 28.2013 | 765216notes -
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harry potter     ending     series    

arrest-the-scarf:

jaredpotterloki:

when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just

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#I don’t blog that much hp because it would be like blogging about having feet




Feb 26.2013 | 188044notes -
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darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”




Feb 25.2013 | 524202notes -
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guyss i had the weirdest dream last night

i was harry potter and i was LATE FOR CLASS in some weird kinda uni i guess and i didnt have anime toast so i was just awkwardly running around lost trying to find the room 

and i kept constantly running into The Doctor around corners because he was following me i guess and he kept asking if i wanted to help him on an adventure but i kept walking past him like yeah dude oookayyy

BUT I COULDNT FIND THE CLASS and i was so confused but then i realized the day and it was SUNDAY so i just curled up in a ball of i am done

and the doctor was there again leaning against the wall and he was like hey you really gotta check this out harry cmon

so im like fuckin- FINE so i do and he shows me the tardis and opens the doors all expecting me to be impressed like everyone else but i just stare at it and go

nice enlargement charm -.- goodbye

and he just FALLS OVER IN SHOCK/DISAPPOINTMENT

i love when my dreams sort of make sense




Feb 10.2013 | 3notes -
posted by:mineapple
miney time     dreams     harry potter     doctor who    

invernom:

You are the HARRY POTTER FANDOM, you are one of the most POWERFUL and INFLUENTIAL FANDOMS of your generation, and YOUR STORY is NOT OVER YET.




Feb 6.2013 | 2669notes -
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livin-la-vida-lokiii:

the worst thing ever is when you pronounce a characters name in a book a certain way in your head and then they bring the film out and it turns out you’ve been pronouncing it wrong the whole time and everytime their name is said on screen you shudder

my dad used to read harry potter to me and pronounce hermione as ‘herm-ee-own’ and i thought that was how it was until i saw the movie

my life was a lie




Jan 14.2013 | 115628notes -
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silentyetfriendly:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

sorry, love

reblogging because so cute




Jan 14.2013 | 505721notes -
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harry potter     movie     outtake    

platypus-found:

mooneymannyinthesky:

overland-frost:

i-choose-archery:

yarrayora:

i-choose-archery:

i-choose-archery:

If CGI characters went to Hogwarts.

Dear Lord, the notes

Merida will be the typical Gryffindor, getting into troubles and hates Jack at first until she realizes that not all Slytherins are bad and not all Gryffindors are good. (Maybe she sees him being bullied by one of the Gryffindors idk) She likes hanging out with Rapunzel because she always help her with homeworks and preparing for adventures in Forbidden Forest.

Rapunzel is a pureblood Ravenclaw who once got kidnapped resulting in her parents reluctance in sending her to Hogwarts. But her thirst for knowledge and desire for friends convince them to let her go. She’s considered weird by the other Ravenclaws for being excited over the smallest things. Close to Merida and one time they argue about Jack being evil or not.

Hiccup’s father is a muggle but knows a thing or two about Wizarding World since his wife was a witch. The Hat immediately sorts him into the Hufflepuff and he feels his dad is going to be disappointed for not being in the “Hero House”. He becomes best friend with Jack fast, although he was a bit afraid of him at first.

Jack is an orphan muggleborn who got adopted by an old powerful wizard named Nicholas North Frost. He lived on the streets at first, making his wits and cunning much sharper than your average kids. When he heard one of his Housemates called his dad a “Traitorous Pig” for not supporting pureblood supremacy, he snaps and accidentally reveals himself as a muggleborn.

And then they became the first inter-house group study ever.

Woah, I fucking love this. If I were a good writer I would totally make it into a fanfiction

Bringing this back, alright?




Dec 15.2012 | 40388notes -
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A Quick Guide to Nice Guy(TM) Responses (aka You Can't Win):

  1. Act friendly: "She lead me on! Bitch!"
  2. Don't act friendly: "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"
  3. Let them down nicely: "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."
  4. Flat-out say no: "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."
  5. Date someone else: "Ugh, women only date jerks!"
  6. Don't date someone else: "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"
  7. Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"



Dec 7.2012 | 21456notes -
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friendzone     bullshit     can't win     harry potter     suddenly     pfffthahah    



Nov 21.2012 | 1175332notes -
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