ok but just hear me out jared
you go live away from home, and in primary school you make some friends
you spend all your time together, you even make a little secret club
its fucking ride or die, you guys commit crimes together
but then your friends start calling you wormtail
they all get awesome ass names but they call you wormtail
to your face
for years
im just saying man, im just sayin
id kind of want them assassinated too
yknow when i read/watched the goblet of fire and it came to the first task i thought that, because moody had engorgio’d the spider and foreshadowing and all that, that harry was going to take his hungarian horntail miniature and enlarge it to take on the real dragon in a fucking sweet ass dragon fight and you have no idea how disappointed i was that i was denied that
reading old harry potter fanfics i favourited from who knows when
a trend that isnt only prevalent in the fanfics but also the original series (but not to such a big extent) that now pisses me off is how everyone is always comparing harry to his parents
like i get being all
wow u look like ur parents
but maybe i believe more in nurture than nature because all this ‘you act just like your mother/you do this just like your father, youre x just like your y’ irks me because its like
how could he have possibly picked up those habits?? genetic memory??
he grew up socially isolated in an abusive household that probably was a direct opposite to how he would have been treated had he had his parents
i dont think hes going to ruffle his hair just like his father or laugh just like his mother okay
yes its on tumblr yessss
perfection. headcanon accepted.
OH MY GOD
MY KOKORO.
I thought the same. I was kind of disappointed when it didn’t pan out that way.
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just
#I don’t blog that much hp because it would be like blogging about having feet
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”
guyss i had the weirdest dream last night
i was harry potter and i was LATE FOR CLASS in some weird kinda uni i guess and i didnt have anime toast so i was just awkwardly running around lost trying to find the room
and i kept constantly running into The Doctor around corners because he was following me i guess and he kept asking if i wanted to help him on an adventure but i kept walking past him like yeah dude oookayyy
BUT I COULDNT FIND THE CLASS and i was so confused but then i realized the day and it was SUNDAY so i just curled up in a ball of i am done
and the doctor was there again leaning against the wall and he was like hey you really gotta check this out harry cmon
so im like fuckin- FINE so i do and he shows me the tardis and opens the doors all expecting me to be impressed like everyone else but i just stare at it and go
nice enlargement charm -.- goodbye
and he just FALLS OVER IN SHOCK/DISAPPOINTMENT
i love when my dreams sort of make sense

You are the HARRY POTTER FANDOM, you are one of the most POWERFUL and INFLUENTIAL FANDOMS of your generation, and YOUR STORY is NOT OVER YET.
the worst thing ever is when you pronounce a characters name in a book a certain way in your head and then they bring the film out and it turns out you’ve been pronouncing it wrong the whole time and everytime their name is said on screen you shudder
my dad used to read harry potter to me and pronounce hermione as ‘herm-ee-own’ and i thought that was how it was until i saw the movie
my life was a lie
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
sorry, love
reblogging because so cute
If CGI characters went to Hogwarts.
Dear Lord, the notes
Merida will be the typical Gryffindor, getting into troubles and hates Jack at first until she realizes that not all Slytherins are bad and not all Gryffindors are good. (Maybe she sees him being bullied by one of the Gryffindors idk) She likes hanging out with Rapunzel because she always help her with homeworks and preparing for adventures in Forbidden Forest.
Rapunzel is a pureblood Ravenclaw who once got kidnapped resulting in her parents reluctance in sending her to Hogwarts. But her thirst for knowledge and desire for friends convince them to let her go. She’s considered weird by the other Ravenclaws for being excited over the smallest things. Close to Merida and one time they argue about Jack being evil or not.
Hiccup’s father is a muggle but knows a thing or two about Wizarding World since his wife was a witch. The Hat immediately sorts him into the Hufflepuff and he feels his dad is going to be disappointed for not being in the “Hero House”. He becomes best friend with Jack fast, although he was a bit afraid of him at first.
Jack is an orphan muggleborn who got adopted by an old powerful wizard named Nicholas North Frost. He lived on the streets at first, making his wits and cunning much sharper than your average kids. When he heard one of his Housemates called his dad a “Traitorous Pig” for not supporting pureblood supremacy, he snaps and accidentally reveals himself as a muggleborn.
And then they became the first inter-house group study ever.
Woah, I fucking love this. If I were a good writer I would totally make it into a fanfiction
Bringing this back, alright?