official-mens-frights-activist:
*all
ur right, momoliciousloveworld! ALL trans women are goddesses! every single one!
(i know that’s what you were trying to say, right?)
//I stubbed my toe earlier this morning and it felt like death
That opens up with chanting in a different language
With the royal family
And the adorable children
And the tragic death(s)
And then our hero runs away
And sings a really catchy song about being free
Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins
And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king
A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips
And so our hero goes back
And they all live happily ever after
It’s such a great movie

*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet
and we forgot the sound of trees
the softness of the wind
we even forgot our own names
im sobbing
*sets thermostat to 69 degrees* haha 69 *starts dying from heat stroke* haha……69……
How would you even get heat stroke from 69 degrees.
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