If any non-Homestucks are wondering what actually happened that last update, just imagine you’re getting near the end of the last Harry Potter book, and then Umbridge stabs Ron a bunch of times and throws him in wizard lava, then Hermionie chainsaws Umbridge in half only to be disintegrated by Bellatrix’s magic eye beams, then teenage James jumps in front of teenage Lily (who is under the Imperius curse) to stop her getting stabbed with Harry’s sword, but it goes through them and they both die anyway, then Bellatrix stabs Neville’s teenage mum and may or may not mortally wound her, and is about to finish the job with her magic eye beams, when Neville fucking jumps in front of her and disapparates them both, meanwhile Fred and George have never met and George is in space for some reason, and Fred is trying to revive Luna who got killed previously by Draco, who has taken it upon himself to defeat Voldemort alone and his plan is to fuck shit up, but then Fred gets killed by two nargles trying also to save Luna, then Harry travels back in and punches preteen Tom Riddle in the face.
And then the next chapter is nothing but Rowling having a tea party with some centaurs.