fuck queerbaiting I want a show with heterobaiting
I want a story about a boy and a girl who are really really good friends and the show frequently leads the audience on to believe that they’ll end up together at the end of the show only to reveal that they’re both queer as fuck and clearly don’t want to pursue a romantic relationship with each other and both are fine and happy this way.
koujaku: it’s so rude to turn down a lady ladies are cute and pretty and lovely please ladies do not fight. tae-san your cooking is delicious I love u gramma aoba my comrade let us rejoice
koujaku: …is that noiz in the distance?
koujaku: will you look at this fucking shithead fuck him I hope ants crawl up his ass sh^&^ fu^&*% g$$%#@%damn
