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Trump is such a loser.
Spread these images. Everyone in Trump’s America needs to see just how much they are in the minority.
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:
A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.
An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’
Fan fucking tastic
YES GO OFF SANTA
I’m gonna write a book series like Harry Potter where it starts pre-romantic interests age and I’m gonna make sure it gets super popular within its first two or three books and then I’m gonna drOP THE GAY BEAT and my publishers will be like “wait she can’t have a same sex love interest” and I’ll be like “if you want the next book, she sure as hell can” and that’s my gay agenda in a nutshell
*whispers* I’ll probably even kill a straight white guy it’ll be so great
I work a crappy retail job, and we just started putting out our christmas stock (It kills me to say that when it isn’t even Halloween yet). I was working the register while my coworker was in the back room handling a delivery. It was a quiet night, no customers for about half an hour, and in walks a woman with her three year old daughter.
They start looking in the christmas aisle. I happen to walk by it about ten minutes later, and the aisle is completely trashed. I watch as her daughter pulls three pegs worth of garland off the wall, then as her mother picks out the color she wants and leaves the rest on the floor. This woman had allowed her daughter to do this for nearly everything in the aisle. She saw me, took her daughters hand and said “Come on honey, lets go check out while this nice lady cleans up.” And she leads her kid toward the check out.
Well, jokes on you, lady. I’m the only one working them tonight! I start cleaning the aisle (very slowly) while she waits at the register. After a few minutes, the lady looks at me and clears her throat. I look up, smile and say “I’m sorry, but company policy states that I can’t leave any obstruction in an aisle unattended. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.” And I go back to cleaning. Made her wait for a good twenty minutes trying to entertain a bored, increasingly whiny toddler before I came up and wrang her stuff up. I made sure to give her my biggest smile as I handed her her change and said “Have a nice night!”.
Our neighbors and I share a common fence, though it’s entirely on our property. It was wire and old, offering no privacy between us. Now, we have a pretty good relationship, but sometimes I just want to garden without their kids bugging me.
For some reason, the other sides of their yard and our yard have wooden fences of different designs. When we got together to discuss the fence, we decided to build the fence with their wooden design since it would be cheaper by $500. Also, the husband is a little OCD and wants a perfect backyard whereas we don’t care that much. We were going to go in halfsies with them, but it still would cost $2,000 a piece.
The company had time to set the posts, but had other jobs to complete said they would come back in a few months. Not a big deal since we could keep the wire fence up. The night the posts were set, our neighbors approached us sheepishly and admitted they could not afford their half at all. They had a sob story which we accepted and let them know not to worry about it. We could cover another $2,000.
About two weeks ago, we noticed our neighbors meeting with a construction crew. I asked the wife what was going on and she excitedly explained how they were building a new patio with outdoor kitchen and pergola. I said it was convenient they had the money for this, but not the fence and she just shrugged and said since the fence was on our property, it was our responsibility.
I went into my house, called up the fence company (who were coming by in a few days) and said we had changed our minds about the fence design. We were happy to pay the extra $500 to match our current fence.
The fence was finished and it looks great. Within hours the husband was knocking on our door asking why we had changed the design. I said that while we were getting the cash together, we found an extra $500 for the more decorative design. I said since the fence was our responsibility, we wanted to make it look the best. He was pissed and left quickly. I didn’t even get a chance to tell him we are getting the entire fence stained dark grey next week. It might clash with his red cedar, but after all…it’s our fence and needs protection from the elements.
TL/DR; Neighbors backed out on a deal to build a shared fence. We built what suited us just to annoy them.
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Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
okay;
1- hussie is going crazy with updates today
2- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohyeeess!
GENDER EQUALITY FROM BOTH SIDES FOR ONCE.
This poster hung in every room of my high school.
I don’t normally reblog much, but fucking thank you.
The oppressions of sexism are varied, but they are a universal, inherently human condition.
ACTUAL EQUALITY, NOT JUST CATERING TO FEMALES. THANK. GOD.
i have been looking for something like this for a while. straight on my blerg.
Omg you need to WATCH THIS TED TALK RIGHT NOW
It’s (almost entierly non-problematic) feminist: yes
It talks about social ques given to children through kid’s movies and the whole Magical Quest trope: yes
It talks about raising boys to respect women in a way that’s not just chilvarly: yes
It’s written by a man: yes
Watch, listen and learn, because this guy knows what he’s talking about. It’s important to teach the right lessons to both girls and boys.
This is fantastic, funny, and extremely true. Both girls and boys need to learn together that they’re equal, not just “girls can be powerful” and “boys can be powerful”. take a sec to watch this, dashboard!
A great watch. Share with your friends.
i listened to this years ago and i’m always surprised how it pops up on my dash sometimes
Listen to this in my car all the time.
oh I needed this in my life
yes
Hey Anne Hathaway! I think I love you now.
(Via Jezebel.)
Matt Lauer asked Anne about that photo of her vagina and she ended her response with: “I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality among unwilling participants, which brings me back to Les Mis.”
OK, like, sure, I’m vomiting all over Les Miserables, but that’s talent. She went from vagina photo to Les Mis without even blinking. And the Oscar goes to.
Anne Hathaway also shut down (skip to about 53 seconds) Jerry Penacoli when asked about her catsuit in Dark Knight Rises, by saying, “Are you trying to lose weight? What’s the deal, man? You look great. No, no, seriously, we have to talk about this… What do you want? Are you trying to fit into a catsuit?”
Speaking of douchebag Jerry Penacoli and his sexist manner towards women, Scarlett Johansson also called him out on his BS. And it was beautiful.
Or how about that time Emma Stone called out the indifference in interview questions in comparison to her male actor counterpart?
Emma Stone: They ask who is my style icon, what’s the one thing that I can’t leave my house without. I’m always like, “My clothes!” I can pretty much leave without anything. It’s fine as long as I’m not naked.
Andrew Garfield: I don’t get asked that—
Emma Stone: You get asked interesting, poignant questions because you are a boy.
Teen Vogue: It’s sexism.
Emma Stone: It is sexism.Or going back to Scarlett Johansson, she did almost the exact same thing (skip to around 1:40):
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made? And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: “How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
What I’m trying to say, really, is that I love how these actresses are stepping up to the contrast of females to males in Hollywood. Even though they have to go through the sexism, inequality and general rudeness of media outlets, they’re using their popularity to stand up to it and make others question what is wrong and unjustified in the way they are being treated.
the scene - and no i never posted this you never saw it
you’re probably sick of seeing our stupid faces but heres a new, less stupid face!
presenting, xanthe the maid of light!
we need some new guy homestuck-friends
