motherfuckingnazgul:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

#DO WE GET TO CALL PETER PARKER’S SIGNIFICANT OTHERS THAT

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doubleohcircus:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:

let me tell you bout my gpa 4.0 straight a’s and my

let me tell you bout my resume its so cray its insane and

and my boyfriend he’s so hot and the car that he bought me is

and my ooh lah lah lah and my blah blah blah and my

ailea:

ducksrunamok:

OMFG.

THIS.

DICK

randomstrips:

Meanwhile

first-mate-kate:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND.

thebrokentrickster:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

Are you people fucking blind? Do we not see the real problem here? The cereal on top of the fridge! It’s way in back behind a bunch of other shit! Imagine her just making breakfast and not being able to reach that shit! Where is the practicality in that?

bookworm-of-space:

whenthecitysleeps09:

this done yet??

…………

I shouldn’t be laughing

…….

BUT I AM

jessehodson:

And now we have come full circle.

Christ

OH GOD I JUST DIED. I can’t stop laughing, my god wow