Posts tagged #dont sell your souls kiddies
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Satan:
[appears]
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Satan:
You can have anything you wan--
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Me:
LANGUAGE.
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Satan:
What?
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Me:
GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
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Satan:
What the--?
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Me:
YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
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Satan:
Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
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Me:
EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.