i thought id already read Find a Temple, Build a Temple

but i hadnt

so i did

and it was really nice

…

thats the end of the story goodbye friends

The Page’s Throne

animehead:

((I got tired of waiting on people to respond back to my replies to them, so I’m just going to post this up. It’s a VERY LATE birthday fic for happyds who is incredible. I also based the ending bit on this picture because it’s one of my favorites. Happy Waaay Belated Birthday!))

Pairing: Trickster!Jake/Dirk

Warning: Trickster!Jake (that’s all the warning you need, really), and I’ll put a blanket dubcon warning on it, too (just in case)

You walk up to your front door carrying a bag of various metal scraps that you’re sure you can put to good use.

The bag—tripled up, so that the metal won’t tear the plastic and fall all over the ground— swings back and forth in your hand while you unlock the door. Before entering your home, you vaguely consider bragging to Jake about how much he missed out on, but you know he won’t care one way or the other, so you just open the door instead.

Honestly, you really wish you hadn’t.

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happyds:

Happy Easter I have irrelevant shitty Trickster porn yeah !!!!!

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Strife

animehead:

Summary: Nothing says “I love you” like an elbow to the face… or a gun in the mouth. 

Pairing: Dirk/Jake and mentions of Dave/John

Warnings: Oh, boy. Violence, gunplay, blood, smut, humor, bad jokes, and mentions of H. P. Lovecraft, written by me (that’s all the warning you need, really)

This fic was written for ME for my birthday, which is today, so Happy Fucking Birthday To Me! It is also based off this bloody fantastic picture by grolify.  

You balance the two large boxes with one hand while using the other hand to turn your doorknob. When it opens to a crack, you kick it wide enough for you to step through the doorway. The heat from the bottom box is burning your arm, but the aroma of cheap, greasy, pizza more than makes up for it. 

You’re not really hungry, but you plan to work up an appetite. 

You spot your little bro and his idiot boyfriend both sitting on the floor playing your Xbox 360. A few feet away from them, comfortably nestled against a corner of the couch—Playstation Vita in hand—is your clueless beau. 

That appetite of yours, he’ll be helping with that. 

You walk across the living room and toward the kitchen. You make sure to stop directly in front of the television, successfully blocking the view of the two retards touching your shit without your permission. You take pleasure in their cries of protest and you smirk, pleased with yourself when you hear the familiar tune that plays whenever a player has to repeat a level. 

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The Hunt (Complete)

animehead:

(Some one asked me to do an extended version of this story yesterday and after seeing THIS picture by happyds, I pretty much had to. Jake is pretty bonkers in this and I’m not really all that sorry. I love horror and psychological thrillers. What can I say? And I just really like the way he looked in that pic. Geeeez.)

Summary: One way or another, you’ll join them. No matter what it takes. 

Pairing: Trickster Jake/Dirk (and perhaps a bit of Trickster Dirk? You tell me)

Warning: Dub-con, anal sex, um, this is weird as shit. Take that however you want. Also, lazy editing because it’s 5AM and my eyes and brain really hurt. 

You hold your breath and try your best to ignore the plastic clothes hanger digging into you shoulder. There’s something to be said about you hiding in a closet, something ironic and outdated, something you might even get amusement out of, maybe even share it with Roxy. You know she’d appreciate it. 

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