Quotes taken directly from the sprite and chatlogs.

If Dirk pulls a Janey and fucks things up in a similar fashion, everything will be awkward forever. Except for Jake who’s glad that they’re all such great friends lmao

still SO NO HAPPY
but also bored
now im bored OF this alleviation from boredom
im so fucked
i need a job
i need a life
summarization; i want to see some dirkjohn and jakejohn art right now im srs you gaiz