FUCK DIRK AND JOHN ARE GONNA SEE EACH OTHER
THEYRE GONNA TALK
THEYRE GONNA
INTERACT

i dont know what was happening man i swear i was doing my assignment then johns happened
and my style (if it could be called such) changed again
and i dont even know
help

hot daddy oyaji dave on twitter for this assbutt, with bonus Dirky and aj

just a fanarty thing i did for a friend
it’s not jadexdirk but you can think of it like that if you want
she was dumb and got sick or something idk
‘background’? what is this 'background’ you speak of
friendly reminder that this is a nsfw blog (◡‿◡✿)
outfits belong to Ibis

don’t put them to bed yet dad don’t u see cal is still awake at least
twin striders, older bro john, and dad/adoptive dad egbert for piyo ♥
some of you may remember this, since i’ve been working on it on and off somewhat sporadically since her birthday back in early december haha yes all of my birthday gifts are appallingly late including my girlfriend’s i’m so sorry
((I got tired of waiting on people to respond back to my replies to them, so I’m just going to post this up. It’s a VERY LATE birthday fic for happyds who is incredible. I also based the ending bit on this picture because it’s one of my favorites. Happy Waaay Belated Birthday!))
Pairing: Trickster!Jake/Dirk
Warning: Trickster!Jake (that’s all the warning you need, really), and I’ll put a blanket dubcon warning on it, too (just in case)
You walk up to your front door carrying a bag of various metal scraps that you’re sure you can put to good use.
The bag—tripled up, so that the metal won’t tear the plastic and fall all over the ground— swings back and forth in your hand while you unlock the door. Before entering your home, you vaguely consider bragging to Jake about how much he missed out on, but you know he won’t care one way or the other, so you just open the door instead.
Honestly, you really wish you hadn’t.
Dirk and Lil Hal (Pages 7538-7542)
I present to you my first Homestuck voice project (aside from being recruited by two promptly abandoned ask blogs).
Gasped at the ”The exact same dude”’ what a very nice detail among others.
Not to mention the background noises or the corruption of hal.
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[EDITED: for accuracy]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGHHHHH
checkyourprivilegebecausekankri:
loneliness is a thing that you can only feel when you have people around you