
Been a while.
bro! hey! it’s been ages, dude, you totally fell off the planet.
Oh. Hey. John.
You look.
Illegal.
As per fuckin’ usual.
not illegal if the legals don’t know about it shhh.
and come on i’m only two weeks away from my birthday!
I dunno if that sounds like solid reasoning because it is or because I make wicked bad judgement calls in the face of temptation.
Which happens to be your face, in case I wasn’t be blunt enough about that yet.
Thank your pops for that, seriously.
Except don’t, I’m pretty okay with not dying yet.
welp, your loss, man.
dad’s out on a business trip for the next week. if you’re gonna be a little sissy about it all i can’t do anything.
No, John, you don’t understand, I’ve got this heart condition where I’m allergic to dyin-
What.
This changes everything.
I’ll be right over.
bro you might
want to bring things over because my house isn’t exactly smuppet valhalla.

==> guardians: strife
(wow this was a huge undertaking for only my second animation, but i’m reeeeally pleased with how it turned out *3* i have such a boner for bro and alpha dave it’s not even funny)
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bonus:
aND THEN THEY FRICKED
THE END
so i’ve been together with this cumfart for six months now and i’m really happy about it and basically we are brojohn so i wrote brojohn for him (and it’s also residually for p33p because i know he loves my writing so)
4.8k of: nakeytime, frottage, oral sex, rimming, fingerfucking, sound kink, getting walked in on
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“John, it’s just hanging out with our dicks out, don’t make a big deal out of it.”
THIS ISNT MY VIDEO - but its really funny omg
it was in the brojohn tag but was linking to this really random site so theres the youtube one
THIS IS BOTH THE BEST AND WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD
Im tired and havent slept so I drew a doodle comic:
Play time with Little Dave and Jade (featuring Rose, Bro, and John)
Child abuse with a broom.
Child abuse with a broom part 2!
Jade can play the part of damsel in distress very well.
Then Bro gets melodramatic.
Kissus
Bro ships Dave/Jade
((Cant say that Zombies talking is unrealistic can ya…))