I kept contemplating if I should post it and at this point I’m like, “fuck it”.
Catch me in Katt (Math??) hell ny’all.
For context: This can be taken either A. Matt knew Keith from the Garrison days and had a massive thing for him, or B. They’ve actually never met and after Keith’s suicide mission he finally got to see his pretty face up close.
I prefer the latter, but whatever tickles your peach.
I woke up this morning in A Mood™ and I really just had to write something… different. There was just this semi-poetic voice in my head that I needed to get out. But it didn’t fit any of my on-going fics. So I wrote a little drabble. My bff and work-wife @wolfpainters then did a little sketch for it.
Permission to post this art from the artist @wolfpainters. Made for this drabble. Do Not Repost art or fic.
Life in Motion
Keith focus / vaguely sheith | Rated G | 2k+ drabble
Thinking on it, Loki should really have just dropped the whole Asgard thing and moved to Greece to hang with the Olympians
Like, Loki’s worst bits of mischief, up to and including murder, is just Zeus’ casual Tuesday. Plus everyone is always busy either fucking with someone if not actually fucking them. There’s a god of drinking and theatre (professional artful lying, holy shit). Also a god of chilling in the woods and banging nymphs and/or lonely shepherds (ideal). Two love/beauty/lust deities (doubly ideal, good on Mama Aphrodite and Son Eros, great family tradition). No prophesy of an apocalyptic showdown to look forward to–or any kind of narrative to bind the gods, period (Fuck Yes). The local mortals are all nerds in togas or oiled up muscle men (c:). Balmy weather, access to spices (C:).
Honestly, it’d just be
Zeus: What convinces you, god from the north, that you have a place here among my family? Among the gods of sky and sea and earth, the gods who are all the power and inspiration of the world? What right have you, foreign trickster, to the gates of Olympus?
Loki: Oh, is this the job interview? Damn, and here I am without my power suit. Let me change real quick
Loki, naked: So my work history is,
Zeus, naked: Hera, have someone clear out the guest room
honestly i love the concept of hunk just. making jokes about galra keith all the time now. bc he knows keith is worried about allura (and possibly others) hating him now so hunk is determined to make it seem like it’s not a big deal by constantly making light of it.
hunk: [points to a galra drone] keith is that your brother
keith: [walks into the room] hunk: [starts blasting E.T.]
“his parents may still be part of the empire” hunk: oh my god keith what if zarkon is your mom
pidge: dude i’d love to see inside area 51 hunk: same [turns to keith] can you hook us up?
hunk: what kind of weird alien stuff are you up to? keith: i’m…eating breakfast… hunk: man aliens are wild
[on a purple planet] hunk: keith, you’ll blend in with the scenery keith: i’M STILL NOT PURPLE
hunk: hey siri are galra allergic to taking showers
