onexfeatherxleft:

exhaustedapostate:

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

Imagine your otp

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Giving Dogs Relaxing Massages [video/via]

Previously: Cats Giving High Fives

beroberos:

Welp I lied, here are the last of book 3’s snapchats. Jinora has the spotlight in the final set, congrats on your tattoos, babe :)

exigetspersonal:

aanzhen:

prismplague:

Demon summons a human

Yes. good.

The perfect response to the “demon boyfriend” comics tumblr loves so much.

sayoofearth:

i—-had-wings-once:

xskywalkers:

“Curious little beasty”

The girl who played young Aurora here was Angelina’s daughter because she was the only one who didn’t run away when she saw her in her Maleficent costume

fuckyeahlilyevans:

#litterally sirius black to mrs. potter

ryuuringo:

…your bubblegum bitch.

sillyvantas:

sorry, but those two are perfection.

sxae:

beep

secondlina:

fauxboy:

miraongchua:

so uh i wrote + drew a really silly short story about some ocs. clickthrough the picture or here to read it, if you’d like!

this was super adorable

AWWWW It’s like Cinderella but with more adorable.