This thing has been festering in my computer for ages and i finally finished it hot dog

Your name is RIFSKE SIRRAH. And you’re a seven sweep old orange blood troll. You could be considered a criminal because of your obsessions with FIRE and STEALING. Though you’ve avoided any and all conviction so far.

The winner of the giveaway, everyone!

….This took me less time to do than I expected.

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i call this piece ‘fuuuuuclouds’ because i believe it properly conveys my feelings on the subject of painting clouds, my emotions as turbulent as the clouds themselves.

tl;dr fuck that fuck this fuck davespritejohn for giving me feels

full view picture for EXTREME DETAIL (nope) but seriously full view so it doesn’t look so bad

HS (hazardousSituations): G-GUYS! GUYS, HEY- I’M FLATTERED AND ALL, BUT YOU’RE ALL FORGETTIN’ SOMETHING -REALLY- IMPORTANT!

HS: I’M A -TAKEN TROLL-!

HS: (IN THE PALE QUADRANT, ANYWAY)

PS (pastaSignor): …<>!

–dangerousPhantasm [DP] and matureDitz [MD] entered the chat–

DP: wait, what. what are they talking about. pale what.

MD: Something Δbout the troll quΔdrΔnts. Looks like Homestuck is gettin’ nervous!

DP: something about the -what- now. dang have i missed everything being dead because it pheels like ive missed everything.

((ive just been seeing a lot of fandom pairings lately that have homestuck in a moiralliegance with someone who is not hetalia. o-o that is all well and good i suppose but lets just remember that we need to be FAITHFUL to our DEAR MOIRAIL!

gravity falls and danny phantom are there because id hazard a guess that theyd get along (yeah they be the PHANDOM and the FALLDOM, bros!) and the PHANDOM kind of hangs around the main group because apparently being half-dead is a kink of theirs?? he doesnt get it))

also the gravity falls fandom design and quirk/everything is from the Gravity Falls Fandom blog (wow theyre making blogs now) and the sherlock design is by drunk-roxy minus sleeves)_

What? No, no, no, hehe, you’re not the PHANDOM! You’re just, uh, just a NORMAL NON-FANDOM BLOG! Yeah!…Crap they’re not buying it! It’s the eyes, isn’t it?!

These damn demon eyes always give you away. What’s the point of a mundane form if all the other fandoms recognize you straight away?Sometimes it sucks being a half-dead-turned-completely-dead-but-recently-reanimated-fandom.

Pfft. Who are you kidding? No, it doesn’t.

You are the PHANDOM. Yes, just the PHANDOM. Well, okay,the DANNY PHANTOM FANDOM, if you want the lame, long-ass name. You’ve been DEAD for a WHILE. HALF-DEAD, to be EXACT. It’s no biggie. You’ve heard word of a NEW SEASON, and upon REANIMATING, have stumbled upon this FANDOMSTUCK deal. 

Wow, you’re really BEHIND THE TIMES. What’s is going on, even? Who’s that GREY, HORNED GUY? Is he DEAD, too?

Whatever. Anyway, your interests include FIGHTING CRIME, and GHOSTS. You think you might be one of the most PATIENT GUYS in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE- seriously, you KNEW you’d come back one day. What’s a few years, or six?

You haven’t spent much of your time doing ANYTHING, being DEAD and all. Guess who’s back, SUCKERS?

Why, hello there. My name is DOC SIM, and you may call me such. You’ve heard of me- in fact, it wouldn’t be a risk to bet that you’ve even been a fan of me at some point. You might hate me now, but I am utterly indifferent to you fandoms’ ever-changing opinions. You’ll like me again, soon enough, I assure you. It’s your way. I am a constant of this universe- It’s guardian, you might say.

Oh, do not be wary of me- I am a proper host. Resume your business, and I’ll resume my ever-omniscient watch upon you. Get comfortable. Help yourself to my facilities- like the swimming pool, here. I’m sure it will satisfy…

Just don’t be surprised when the ladder is gone when you make to leave.

There they are. The BRAVE and TANGLED FANDOMS. They…never really grew out of their PRINCESS PHASE, which is probably why they get along with RISE OF THE GUARDIANS and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON so well. The FEARSOME FOURSOME, is what they call themselves. If a FOURWAY MOIRAILIEGANCE was possible, you are PRETTY SURE that is what they would be. How PERVESE. But, back to the GIRLS; 

You guess that roughly HALF of their COMBINED WEIGHT is HAIR. Mostly from TANGLED’S END- how exactly she goes anywhere without getting SNAGGED is one of life’s many MYSTERIES. As is how a FRYING PAN could be so DEADLY. 

They like to spend most of their time EXPLORING FORESTS. TANGLED likes to spend the time GETTING LOST and SINGING ABOUT IT, while BRAVE is the one KEEPING TRACK of where they’re going.

…TANGLED is going to POKE HER OWN EYE OUT.

((once again, i haven’t seen BRAVE, so i really didnt have much to work off of))

Oh. It’s these two. The RISE OF THE GUARDIAN and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FANDOMS are almost JOINED AT THE HIP, they spend so much time together. You are UNSURE as to whether they are FLUSHED or PALE for eachother, but it’s one of the two, it’s OBVIOUS.

It’s almost as if they ARE FROM ANOTHER TIME, with their own IN JOKES and SLANG. You don’t SEE THEM VERY OFTEN, but when you do, they’re a BUNCH OF FUN. They are very into MYTHOLOGY.

They usually spend their time with the TANGLED and BRAVE fandoms. They all have that MEDIEVAL thing going, it makes SENSE.

((whoops im sorry i did it again i cant help it i just need these two together! and, its unseen, but HTTYD DOES have a tail, too- its just under his vest/coat/thing))

You are the DOCTOR WHO FANDOM and you think everyone should CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

You don’t even know what these guys’ deal even IS, anyway- there is a BIG difference between DEMONS and ALIENS and, gee- you love ALL OF THEM!

THE HETALIA FANDOM isn’t here to shooshpap HOMESTUCK back into tranquility, and SUPERNATURAL doesn’t look like he’s getting tired of RILING HOMESTUCK UP. It looks like it’s UP TO YOU. You’re getting TIRED of dealing with these guys’ DRAMA, anyway.

You wonder if your SONIC SCREWDRIVER works on SALTKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. Only one way to find out.

((I AM SO SORRY IF IVE BUTCHERED DOCTOR WHO AND SUPERNATURAL IN ANY WAY. I’m just a simple Homestuck.  Last line courtesy of saianstarry))

omg you guys i just got my tablet in the mail (i need to change my blog name) and shit everything so much EASIER fuck i did this in literally two minutes holy fuckface

Don’t blame me because I shirtlessJohn i was just tired of this lingering in my graphics file

I thought I was done with foreshortening but it seems foreshortening wasn’t done with me

ooh good the small size of the image hides its shitiness

question is why he was wearing the hood in the first place

still SO NO HAPPY

but also bored

now im bored OF this alleviation from boredom

im so fucked

i need a job

i need a life

summarization; i want to see some dirkjohn and jakejohn art right now im srs you gaiz

whoops i made another homestuck

im rather surprised at myself at how fast i did it

when (if) i get a drawing tablet ill probably be lightspeed artist