dippyeggs inspired me with a delightful ‘sock grows up and takes over being the head demon in hell from mephistopheles’ here and i just had to draw it

not shown but totally there: spats on shoes
i can totally imagine him making dying puns to the souls he brings in; ‘why do you look so glum? people are just dying to get down here!’ and looking on himself for a pen for people to sign contracts with and a bunch of knives fall from his skirt like ‘haha whoops~!’
…looks like im officially in the welcome to hella fandom now
edit: pfft 'welcome to hella’ i didnt even notice that.

whoops couldnt stop myself i just love pokeshaming so much
ignore the minimum effort background
i cant draw cats

breathes heavily
im done
im finally done
Your name is ROSARI LALONE and you look QUITE GRACEFUL underwater, if you say so yourself.
so i watched captain america 2
this is what i was thinking the entire time

Your name is DAVETH–
DAVIDI–
DAAVID–
DAFYDD–what
DAVVAD??
oh fuck it
Your name is DAVVED STRIDA and your CREATOR can’t think of a proper name for you, so you’re pretty fucked, you guess.

Your name is JOHONN EKBERT, and you are a TROLL.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole EIGHT SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
What will you do?

okay so i discovered that if you scribble hard enough art happens but ill probably go back and redo the background once ive got an actual plan
just rambling below seriously dont pay attention
i suppose this is during the three years in the yellow yard and johns just dicking around
the three of them made shirts like the trolls have just because bored and obviously jades and davesprites are more intricate because no one has less artistic ability than john (except maybe caliborn)
anyway he tried using his god tiers swirls for his sign but it just looked stupid so he was like fuck it
davesprite kept being all CHECK IT with his epic one and jade was all proud ‘its because i have dog ears!! :DD’ and john is just like
*slams head against desk* ‘why cant we just have sixty nines like karkat’
and DS is all ‘what dude cmon shes your sister gross’
and john is just all ‘fuck you davesprite’
and hes like ‘oh you meant me? well i’m not completely against the idea but its like- we’re bros so it might be weird-‘
and john is just 413% done and all ‘FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU KEEP ON TALKING I AM WINDYING YOU RIGHT OFF THIS BOAT’
shit did you read all of this?
crap i completely forgot about this because i didnt tag it

went back and finished nonbender!dirk and drew bloodbender!rose from my own little benderstuck au
shes lucky she can incapacitate people with a few flicks of her fingers because im sure itd be hard to fight with that muff and that long dress
you can probably see which one i expended more effort in
next- idk, probs avatar!jade or earthbender!dave

i decided to stop drawing only white kids (well i think of john as half-korean/japanese but thats not all that obvious) and kids of non-human colouring
then gifs happened
then GIFS NOT WORKING HAPPENED
so now its not as good as it was but oh well
WELL THIS IS SURE A THING
i dont know how, i dont know why, i dont know what inspired me to even try,
but all that i can see
is just a bunch of drawings that look hella scribbley
in my own little snkstuck world, where the beta kids are trainees and the alphas are experienced soldiers, jade accidentally became my favourite character due to this butt
commander dirk strider of the recon corp hell yeah