pidger:

justsomeprimarypaladins:

pidger:

pidger:

i can’t believe it’s canon that keith got kicked out because he punched iverson in the face

fan: so why did keith get expelled from the garrison?

joaquim: who do you think gave iverson his perpetual black eye

What I like most about it is it implies either

A) that 9 months ago Keith punched iverson so hard the bruise still won’t go away or

B) that Keith keeps spontaneously reappearing on garrison property just to kick iverson’s ass (the cryptid we all deserve)

have you seen the bitch? it’s obviously B, like—

someplace in the garrison: (blows up)

iverson, turning around as smoke from the explosion billows around him: no…. no please…. not again……. my calculations say it’s still on the fif-

keith:

breastforce:

*Sees people arguing over Pearlmethyst vs. Amedot*