John is surprisingly verbose in this update.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

THOSE HUMMING BIRDS

THEY ONLY APPEAR WHEN SOME ONE IS GOING GOD TIER

AND GUESS WHO JUST DIED DOING SOMETHING HEROIC

Actually, no.

Long rant below.

Those hummingbirds are just an example of LOFAF’s fauna, and only appeared for Jade’s ascension, as she was in her land when she was placed on her quest bed.

They’re pointed out in the picture because, as Hussie does, he repurposed a previous page, like this one;

There’s always something pointed out to being everywhere, there’s also another one pointing tiny dice.

The hummingbirds are there because they are just there, in her land.

They didn’t appear for John, who is another character we saw ascend, instead there were fireflies, which is part of the fauna of his land.

There’s no relevance to the hummingbirds, and even if there were, Karkat’s not a space player, and why would they appear when Karkat wasn’t on a Quest Slab, anyway?

Also- what heroic deed?

Karkat didn’t jump in front of Kanaya, Jane was going for him in the first place as an example of her Life powers for Kanaya. If she wanted to kill Kanaya, she’d simply use her life powers, as Jade literally just explained.

There’d be no point in stabbing her.

I think you guys are really grasping at straws when it’s not even warranted; Jade literally got done explaining how Jane can bring people back to life.

i really hope john and karkat and dave are the best of bros

i really do

but what about john?

takaratime:

these years have been rough on john

hopefully this and not starbucks

THE UPDATE

EVERYTHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

OHNO

why is everyone comparing the heights of the alpha kids and saying that jane is tiny??

her legs are bent. shes floating in midair and her legs are bent.

same with jake a little bit

but yes dirks shoulders are hella huge

okay i saw the update and now im happy

happy birthday to me

(for serious its my birthday i waited until just at the end of it to tell you guys because i 

forgot

my birthday that is,

not the telling you part)

THERE IS A NEW HOMESTUcK uPDATE AND I’m STUCK AT WORK UnABLE TO SEE IT.!!!!a

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