actually it would be Hilarious if i tell him i got distracted from his visual novel by another visual novel 

i think ive expressed this before too but real person fanfiction?? majorly weirdbad vibes

universehopping shenanigans where characters accidentally fall into the real world where their life is a show and the actors exist can stay but theyre on thin fuckin ice, buddy

hah yknow what i just remembered?? back when season ¾ of voltron were coming out a lot of talk was going on about who the next black paladin should be as if that position was the end-all be-all of character importance

and a lot of posts decrying keith as a bad team player and leader went around and one of the points they gave out was how keith sent the team over that cliff in the first episode with no warning because it proved him to be reckless and untrustworthy

and remembering that is hilarious now because guess who taught him that trick? shiro, and he didnt even teach him, he all but dared this inexperienced little hothead into following him over the edge without actually telling him what the trick to not dying was

the only reason keith wasnt killed straight up or sent to the emergency room was because he himself braked and was like hold up maybe not the best idea

ahahaha reckless who??

so anyway thank u random cold that basically debilitated me for three days but cleared up just in time for work i love how you betray me like this

so, um? regular announcement that this is a sheith-positive blog and if you think that sheith is a pedophilic ship that perpetuates harmful stereotypes about gay people then, maybe, youre in the wrong place if you follow me?

i mean you do you but i dont agree so youre probably going to have a bad time here

im so not good at snacking and eating reasonable amounts of food at a time i just dont eat until i am a hunger rage beast and then i wake up and a pizza and three servings of mac n cheese are gone

kombucha more like kombutcher me and end my suffering

underrated krolia

‘well, ACTUALLY pedophilia is defined by–’ youre not saying anything we havent heard before a thousand times and youre adding nothing of value to a conversation about sexual abuse of minors by adults stop derailing

me: id like to make new friends and also maybe a romance happen??
my brain: don’t you have to like, go outside and pick up hobbies to do that
me:

concept; interactive overlay on subway display glasses to select what salads you want which corresponds with a red or green light shining down on each of the salad elements displaying your choice for the employee

cons: money, electricity, might break because of overly agitated tradies

pros: me not confusing both myself and the sandwiche artiste by forgetting that cucumbers were called cucumbers and not capsicans before asking what the capsican was called

so anyway not to crackship but i cant stop thinking about this james griffin character who so obviously was in a rival/antagonistic role with keith in school and the garrison and, assuming nothing drastic has happened, is still at the garrison now

and i imagine them and, later, him, getting word that voltron, this…legendary defender or whatever, is here to help which is weird as hell at first but exciting when you find out takashi shirogane is one of them (and alive??) so they all go out to greet them and out step the paladins in their impressive matching armour, helmets on after an awe-inspiring battle. the garrison members step forward, iverson in the front, and james is watching the obvious leader approach, steps measured and confident, figure lean but obviously primed for combat, and thinking, holy shit, an actual space hero, leader of a universally-legendary mecha team, what a fucking badass of a pilot, who could possibly-

and the person reaches up to slide off their helmet, and a familiar mullet falls down, and theres keith fucking ‘’discipline-case’’ kogane, bigger, older, war-scarred, and better than ever looking back at them.

hes as cooly irreverent as ever as he asks ‘miss me?’ and everyone who knew him is Shook. iverson fears for his remaining eye, and all james can think is oooooooh fffffuuuck

shiro has his own moment of smug reunion (both because yeah thats the kid i vouched for lookit him now, and GUESS WHOS STILL ALIVE YOU PRICKS) while james has an inner-hatecrush meltdown trying to reconcile the kid he looked down on as cadets with this…cool, in-control, accomplished, beautif-uuuh man in front of him, and just as he think hes got a handle on it and might give speaking up a go, lance mcclain (is EVERY PALADIN AN OLD CLASSMATE OF HIS???) steps up and leans an elbow on keiths shoulder like hes done it a thousand times. hes making a quip or a joke or something at the garrisons expense, but he glances james’ way.

Nope. No, you- No, no, no. No, you don’t. his smirking eyes say. I’m Keith’s rival.

can people start working on more lgbt themed puns for the coming years because i legit think that two thousand gayteen actually gave us good fucking vibes