
i’m convinced that if jake and john dated their favorite pastime would be spouting off random quotes just to see if the other could name the movie it’s from.
friendly reminder that this is a nsfw blog (◡‿◡✿)
outfits belong to Ibis
((I got tired of waiting on people to respond back to my replies to them, so I’m just going to post this up. It’s a VERY LATE birthday fic for happyds who is incredible. I also based the ending bit on this picture because it’s one of my favorites. Happy Waaay Belated Birthday!))
Pairing: Trickster!Jake/Dirk
Warning: Trickster!Jake (that’s all the warning you need, really), and I’ll put a blanket dubcon warning on it, too (just in case)
You walk up to your front door carrying a bag of various metal scraps that you’re sure you can put to good use.
The bag—tripled up, so that the metal won’t tear the plastic and fall all over the ground— swings back and forth in your hand while you unlock the door. Before entering your home, you vaguely consider bragging to Jake about how much he missed out on, but you know he won’t care one way or the other, so you just open the door instead.
Honestly, you really wish you hadn’t.
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[EDITED: for accuracy]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGHHHHH

aaaaaah watching movies with shit tons of guns all day and was kinda inspired to make this???
idk i thought it was cool
hOT
You bastards shut your whore mouth.

i finALLY FINISHED THIS wow it took long enough ahhsdjkdsg
do you ever draw something then leave it for a while and come back to it and realise that wow the anatomy isnt as great as you initially thought it was jksdg
whatever they would make a grEAT TEAM

i’m trying to relax with my art but i apparently don’t know how omfg
jake is a big baby who’s never had a piggy back ride before and when john manages to give him one without a sweat he starts to think john is secretly the hulk