lawlu:

idiothair:

I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

death-limes:

hirokohana:

Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.

why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read