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// Artist \\ // Animator \\
// Any pronouns are fine \\
COMMISSIONS: OPEN
Please don't repost my work
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DRAGON BILBO FICS.
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
The mic drop on that one could be hear from fucking Saturn.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much time, money and effort people have put in to make ROTG for us?
The film is 97 minutes long and costs $145 000 000.
That means every 1 minute of ROTG cost $1 494 845.
That means every 1 second of ROTG costs $24 914.
It took ROTG 1080 days to go from the start of production to its United State’s release. (From November 2009 when the director and playwright was hired to November 2012.)
That means it took 11 days (264 hours) of effort to make 1 minute of film time for us.
That means it took 4.4 hours of effort to make 1 second of film time for us.
So for every second of ROTG you watch, it cost $24 914 to make and 4.4 hours of effort. Effort put in by the producers, by the director, by the editors, by the script writers, by the storyboard artists, by the sound crew, by the animators, by the soundtrack composers, by the guys who drew up the posters, by the promotional team etc.
Every single little detail, gesture, emotion, shadow, and background object costs an absolute bomb to make. That’s why when people criticize my posts (and other people’s posts) for over-analyzing a scene, I get furious. The 500-1000 words of analysis and the simple 1 second action of clicking like or reblog is nothing compared to the tens of thousands of dollars (or even hundreds of thousands of dollars) put into that scene.
And also, when people say that its stupid to go crazy over something that is not ‘real’, just remind them that ROTG is not just pixels on a screen, but the product of $145 000 000 worth of money and 1080 days worth of time and effort.
That’s all.