I’m actually crying right now: dogs are beautiful and precious and loyal and happy and your dog loves you so much. Such a good dog.
Dohhhhhh

Jake, you ackin’ so cray. Thank you 500 followers!!
Everywhere I look, fuckin’ tricksters, man!
((I suppose this is relevant here too.))
JAKE: WE HAVE NO HURRY, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK.
Jake:”SO MANY BABIES! ALL OF THE BABIES DIRK! ALL OF THEM!!”