the episode where Hurley and Sloane turned into a tree their final act of pure love so that they can live together away from the world in peace was the same episode that merle bragged that he could fuck any onion he wanted to.
Rule 1: PROTECT HER
Rule 2: APPRECIATE HER
Rule 3: IF YOU SEE HER WITH HER BLASTER JUST FUCKING RUN BECAUSE SHE’S BEEN LET DOWN SO OFTEN SHE HAS NO FEAR, I’VE SEEN A MERCY TAKE DOWN A ROADHOG, FUCKING RUN IF SHE’S COMING TOWARDS YOU
Rule 4: She cares about you
It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.
you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands
if you wanna.. reblog and tag what faces you like using the most. my fav ones are ;v; -w- and :0
im so glad i made this post!! everyone’s tagging their own adorable lil faces and variations and im even learning some new faces ive never seen before!! everyone’s so invested in sharing their traits and im so happy for you all this is so nice and good always share the goodness
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
Are you sassing me, Commander? I didn’t know you had it in you.
Yep.
This is the Liebowitz Social Anxiety Scale Test.
Level of social anxiety isn’t a competition - but this is a useful tool for getting an idea for yourself, and for others to get a glimmer of what social anxiety disorder means in day to day life.
haha i lost a follower presumably because im homestuck trash
but then
a homestuck followed me and made up for it
once you’re in the welcome to hell fandom, just like hell, there’s no way out
Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns
fuqueue
I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open
it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it