my GOSH i say a thing into the void and then a person picks it up and throws it into the throes of the masses and now im getting notes everywhere

e_e

320k:

mineapple:

lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it

congratulations now you wont die for another few days

this is fake. i ate a hamburger and got hit by a bus five minutes after and died do not lie to me on these neopets

food is not responsible for your lifes functional failure if you do use it for its intended purposes

im reading it right here

getting hit by a bus is not a viable way of life im sorry its not covered under our warranty maam

320k said: *sound of me urinating reverbates throughout the hallroom*

nNOT IN THE HALLWAY U LIL SHIT I JUST VACCUU-oh wait i live in shared accomodation i dont give a shit

also its not just you you jerkface im seein it everywhere

huh.

ooooooooh.

320k said: i really like this omg

scuse me while i pass out from staring at a bright screen for too long

and my back breaks from hunching

and my teeth fall out from grinding

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