therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

i think now is a good time to be sad

my friend is really attractive and photogenic and im really mad about both of these things

im still a little angry, after the drive home and everything…

stares at ceiling

i dont know where this sudden need for john x ampora came from

but its inconvenient

this game is crit. hitting too many of my secret kinks

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

my parents just take advantage of my half asleep state to get me to agree to do numerous chores