i want a story where the homestuck human kids, as ectobabies, are genuinely as strong and tough and battle-ready as they are in the comic and they don’t realize they’re not normal humans because they’re thirteen and isolated—but the game doesn’t happen and they start to grow up and go to regular schools and they wonder what the fuck, are they aliens? are they mutants? are they supersoldiers?
and then in college they find each other