me *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

classmate wait, what's polyamory?

me well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

professor *overhears from front of class*

professor that is d i s g u s t i n g

me *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

professor how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

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professor it should be polyerosy