toastyhat-deactivated20180203 cloven I appear to have fraudulently convinced a large amount of people that this is a Homestuck blog. I’m sorry kisses I’m not sorry BUT.Alpha kids! Partner to this that I did last year. It seems appropriate, given the update. \o/ Source: cloven yee dirk you pose real good for jake therehes not looking but bychance that he glances in your mere direction he will be momentarily overcome by your badassness and your smoking glutall according to plan(its funny how dirks the only one bleeding too)