I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

Spider Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me We cool?

Spider Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

Me Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me So...can I get out now?

Spider Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

Me Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.