holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard born kids right the fuck off.
like of course the ghoul from scooby doo is haunting that place thats what they do wAIT HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GHOUL? WAAAT and muggle born wizards just chuckling to themselves
CLEARLY THIS IS THE WORK OF AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL
'no it's old man jenkins'
UM I APPRECIATE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS BUT NO IT IS AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL
'nah'
ten minutes later the wizard just explodes like IT WAS OLD MAN JENKINS????????????????? THIS IS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED NOBODY SAW THIS COMING WHAT IN THE WORLD
'yeah ok'