owlmylove:

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

“The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go.”

And then she proceeded to tell me:

“You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat.”

Cat ladies are fucking awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

write a book