okay so ridic thing someone should write for me

• Tony hate hate hates magic, right?
• it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work…
• WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?!
• Tony does ‘magic’ research on the side because he firmly believes that any sufficently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic and that means
• MAGIC IS TECH
• TONY IS KING OF TECH
• TONY WILL HACK MAGIC OR DIE TRYING
• in the course of his research Tony buys something that is claimed to be a dragon’s egg
• Tony thinks it’s neat, makes some Mogwai jokes, sticks it under a heat lamp, expecting a lizard to come out
• Thor sees a pic of Tony’s lab
• recognizes the egg as an actual dragon egg
• AND PROMPTLY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
• BECAUSE THIS SPECIES OF DRAGON
• (of course there are more than one species of dragon, I pity your ignorance earthling, get thee to a library)
• IMPRINTS ON THE FIRST PERSON IT SEES AND IT’S NOT JUST ‘THAT’S MY MAMA’
• THEIR PERSONALITY, MORALITY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS BASED ON THAT FIRST IMPRESSION
• Thor may not be the brightest blade to grace the universe but he is really, really not stupid and thinks a dragon based on Tony Stark is a BAD IDEA
• so he flies over to the Tower in a panic
• only to find that it’s all right
• it’s okay
• the dragon’s hatched
• and the first person it ever saw was Pepper