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tygermama:

okay so ridic thing someone should write for me

  • Tony hate hate hates magic, right?
  • it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work…
  • WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?!
  • Tony does ‘magic’ research on the side because he firmly believes that any sufficently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic and that means
  • MAGIC IS TECH
  • TONY IS KING OF TECH
  • TONY WILL HACK MAGIC OR DIE TRYING
  • in the course of his research Tony buys something that is claimed to be a dragon’s egg
  • Tony thinks it’s neat, makes some Mogwai jokes, sticks it under a heat lamp, expecting a lizard to come out
  • Thor sees a pic of Tony’s lab
  • recognizes the egg as an actual dragon egg
  • AND PROMPTLY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
  • BECAUSE THIS SPECIES OF DRAGON
  • (of course there are more than one species of dragon, I pity your ignorance earthling, get thee to a library)
  • IMPRINTS ON THE FIRST PERSON IT SEES AND IT’S NOT JUST ‘THAT’S MY MAMA’
  • THEIR PERSONALITY, MORALITY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS BASED ON THAT FIRST IMPRESSION
  • Thor may not be the brightest blade to grace the universe but he is really, really not stupid and thinks a dragon based on Tony Stark is a BAD IDEA
  • so he flies over to the Tower in a panic
  • only to find that it’s all right
  • it’s okay
  • the dragon’s hatched
  • and the first person it ever saw was Pepper



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