Okay seriously!! this happened to me and a friend at con!!! He had to take a shit and i coulda sworn he was gonna shit himself in 2 seconds but his 3dmg gear was STUCK and he was freaking out and i had to run into the men’s room to help him get it off and the looks we got were a mix of “dude, i feel your pain” and “what the fuck are they doing?”

my existence has been validated

it didnt exactly help that I was dressed as the Tooth Fairy so the tooth fiary running into the men’s room trying to Strip Erwin out of his pants is something to tell to future grandkids!