karkat getting in a tizzy because he can’t find the other three first words. all his romance novels and romcoms are very clear that a troll should have the words from their soulmates in each quadrant somewhere on their body. karkat frantically searches every corner of his skin for the others, but to no avail. he throws himself into romance stories to the point of obsession to try to make up for it because he doesn’t have the luxury of knowing what phrase to look out for so he’ll just have to learn every nuance of troll romance instead.

john/karkat transcending the quadrants is what i live breathe and die for.

absolutley in love with john becoming apathetic about romance bc all he has to go on is ‘HEY JOHN’ btw, now i’m wondering if trolls have their quirks written on the other person as well, karkat doesn’t even have a quirk to work with either WHAT THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO SDO WITH THIS,meanwhile jane is forever perplexed at ‘hey johns hot mom’, is she not gonna meet her soulmate until she already has a child what GIVES.

oh my god yes, yes to all of that, especially the quadrant thing.

One of the humans (rose) totally had lines on themselves and were very concerned because they didn’t think they were polyamorous and then they meet the aliens and are like holy shit one of these is my quadrant soulmate oh damn im gonna cuddle and talk about my mom with one of these people and sit on piles and pap faces oh shit.

Jake doesnt have anything written on him and never told anyone cause he’s worried something got messed up but it doesnt bother him at all he’s pretty happy and content 

john has his line written on his lower abdomen and after he figures it out tells people that is where his punishment throbber gland is.