1. If your first instinct when connecting to someone on parp is to just type out “hi” as quick as you can, fuck you. 

2. If you connect to me as a Rose and you don’t use punctuation or capitalization. Fuck you.

3. If you’re only on parp for cheap smut and/or bad 20 minute romantic RP’s. Fuck you.

4 If you’re 14, fuck you. Seriously, don’t be on the nsfw threat you fucking children.

5. If you pick your character as someone and then just change their name and text color to another char so I get chars I haven’t ticked when searching for a chat, fuck you.

6. If you are one of those Damaras that just spam a bunch of nonsense only to leave 2 seconds later without any kind of interaction to troll everyone. Fuck you.

 7. If you reply to my 10 sentence fucking paragraph with a single word or a single sentence. FUCK YOU.

8. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU