wickedwitchoflofaf

Petition to launch Tony Abbott to the moon.

auntytimblr

petition to have the entire liberal government fired

out of a cannon, into the sun

princesskilljoy

Let’s be real here, it’s not economically viable to do any of that.

Let’s just put them all on a rickety cheap boat and push them out to sea.  Not even in any particular direction.  Just away.

eridans-plush-rump

they could become the government of an oil rig far far away from here