Petition to launch Tony Abbott to the moon.
petition to have the entire liberal government fired
out of a cannon, into the sun
Let’s be real here, it’s not economically viable to do any of that.
Let’s just put them all on a rickety cheap boat and push them out to sea. Not even in any particular direction. Just away.
they could become the government of an oil rig far far away from here
Aw. Don’t torture the moon like that
And leave him there with minimal and shitty supplies. Or just a supply of shit?
Wouldn’t Mars be better…it’s where he came from in the first place.