pyrositshere:

the-real-goddamazon:

peechingtonmariejust:

I was going to buy Divergent and then I saw this review

LMAO

LMFAO this review is true. It’s so true. Divergent was awful.

This review is true and accurate as far as it goes, but I really, really think it’s worth mentioning that people in Erudite who don’t need glasses still wear glasses anyway because it makes them look smart.  Also, people in Erudite are not allowed to keep pets or make visual art because it is “illogical” to do so.  Besides punching each other and jumping onto and off of moving trains, other activities which people in Dauntless use to show the bravery include getting tattoos, wearing black clothing, and running in the stairwell.