"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
Don’t.
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
No.
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
No.
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
No.
"At least you act norm-"
Stop.
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
Maybe