assbutt-in-the-garrison

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

blogorgtfo

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

i-want-cheese

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

bakaandty

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

i-want-cheese

Favorite answer so far.

chocolateist

Math.

deductionhunters

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

noelledino

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.